Spanglish

Release year: 2004
My Rating: ★★ out of 5

Tagline: Every family has a hero.

Synopsis: Mexican immigrant and single mother Flor Moreno finds housekeeping work with Deborah and John Clasky, a well-off couple with two children of their own. When Flor admits she can’t handle the schedule because of her daughter, Cristina, Deborah decides they should move into the Clasky home. Cultures clash and tensions run high as Flor and the Claskys struggle to share space while raising their children on their own, and very different, terms.

Oh brother, THIS MOVIE STINKS!

God, I really really really really kinda hate this movie. There's nothing worse than a bad movie that thinks it's a good movie.

Oh my god is it so long, and so boring, and so uncomfortable. I'm not gonna lie, yeah I fell asleep during this one. Maybe I missed like half an hour of it. I really don't care. I'm not gonna rewatch Spanglish. Call me names, and tell me I didn't actually complete Sandlerfest, sure buddy. You think my whole thing is invalid because I missed less than a quarter of Spanglish? I was in and out, so I have a pretty good picture of the movie. And it sucks. AHHHHHHHHH!

You know what pisses me off? This was directed by one of the original executive producers of the Simpsons. I thought this might be good. But nope. It's just a painfully boring movie that I'd rather forget.

Anything to say about Sandler? He's fine here I guess. He's definitely not the reason why this movie is terrible. I just kinda feel bad for him because maybe this was promoted to him as the next opportunity to show off his true acting capabilities. Too bad no one will see it because they won't be able to stomach this movie.

All right we're done here. Still somehow better than Bulletproof.